Try to assimilate with local cultures by entering their houses, eating their food, sleeping in their beds and marrying their children.
When traveling in Asia respect local customs by taking off your shoes in subways.
Save room in your suitcase by wearing the same socks and underwear the whole trip.
Be prepared and bring along a towel, flash light, travel locks, foreign language dictionary, regular dictionary, crock pot, external hard drive, power generator, rocking chair, bench press and Mini Cooper.
Always pack an Etch A Sketch to make copies of your passport.